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Ok then i shall OH AND BRIDGET DO YOU REMEMBER THE MISADVENTURES OF CRAZY COOKIE CHOMBY AND STUPID GELERT???
“Emilie, i’m not your personal babysitter where you can just drop your kid off when you have work to do…”
mimibongz: gnarwhal-: itsssrachelxo: beyondcallous: STARTING TOMORRW **** im not even kidding i kinda want to do this im gonna do it STARTING TOMORROW OMFG;LAKJF;SLF
lovemysis-88: do you like my new dress, lil bro? obliviously, it must be weared without underwear.. im not kidding, wanna see it?
itsbrittanybiiitch: romanticizing-death: thelimaindiazulu: im training my kids to do this at family events Tumblr should not be parents Why not? Morticia and Gomez were some of the most unconditionally loving and supportive parents I’ve ever seen.
derpygrooves: UH BRAEBURNED WHY HAVE WE NOT SEEN ART OF THIS GUY YET YOU SHITTER btw im just kidding i felt like so bad omfg im so sorry braeburned the art is amazing please know i was just makin a dumb joke cuz thats what i do but like your art is your
smolboylevi: What i say: im a big kid! What i mean: tell me im not a big kid tell me im to little do stuff on my own baby me pls
nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry Genius. They should do that with ebola too, I mean the mortality rate is a little higher but I mean come on! Think of
theonlyeaglebird replied to your post: Just curious how cum You knOw that you made up the phrase spsrkledog That’s like how I started all the “HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CARE” dubs of that one comic with the kids in front of the principal. im not sure
kidouyuuto: also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what
Decided to do a redraw of an old drawing from when I was a kid
bridmpreg: why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon im not kidding if your icon was a goat i would think that you are a goat I assure you all that I am indeed my icon
izzetheking: izzetheking: my fave movie is spy kids and my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash and im ike Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid
the-absolute-funniest-posts: romanticizing-death: thelimaindiazulu: im training my kids to do this at family events Tumblr should not be parents This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
romanticizing-death: thelimaindiazulu: im training my kids to do this at family events Tumblr should not be parents
bridmpreg: why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon im not kidding if your icon was a goat i would think that you are a goat
I have spent a month and half in college and I can honestly say I have learned jack shit. I’m taking five classes, three of which have nothing to do with my major or minor, but still. I have learned nothing! I learned more in one class in high school
pettyforyourthoughts: skyakacielo: How do you just miss like that? he did his best
107409: deadfield: white child code for: Im a pissbaby and i cant take the consequences of my actions and do not expect thing. somebody wipe these kids asses. leave Brittney alone “white child code” so i’m white now? damn
cum-guzzling-nut-qeen: Thats right bitch now im in control. How do you like me now mrs.moffit? Looks like im not a six grade kid you can pick on anymore. You taught us about no hitting or kicking but what about smashing? You know, like what im about
imagine-assassins: Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.
reannmallari: joshislegit: omgxnaaaate: kimluvzsecks: awwniiiigga: thatkidjayzee: this heart is for you ;] ohhhh shit, thats fucking dope! skillz whoas DUDE THATS FUCKIN FUN TO DO LOL. im not even kidding. o_o this shiiit is dope . LOOK
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry I was going to say that parents do this all the time with chicken pox so we shouldn’t be surprised at this level of
bit-of-the-gay: byciclee: flxwerrr:this is mad intense im not even kidding cant even draw a star with out doing the criss crossy thing Frfr^
cyan-opinions:pussystigmata:im pro children having privacy but if you think parents should give kids unrestricted internet access…its not 1999. in 2022 thats legitimately neglectful. do you know how many kids are out here like. watching gore and
ameythst: hey so im going to be traveling later this month to see my best friend and i have the plane tix covered but im trying to raise a bit of extra cash cuz ill be missing work and i need to cover food costs n such im not asking for donations but
1143goodz: my favorit type of girl to fuck is ones with a kid and a husband your mom just happend to fit the description so no im not sorry that i fucked your mom i might even do it again
today in media class this weird kid who’s really fucking weird couldnt get a button on my computer to work so he was like you can probably do it, you have magic hands. BUT WHY.
byciclee: flxwerrr:this is mad intense im not even kidding cant even draw a star with out doing the criss crossy thing
ninihoho: ninihoho: honestly right now i’m so done with harry styles i am so emotional right now because of him i haven’t been like this in years do u NOT UNDESRSTAND THAT IM CONSIDERING FLINGING MYSELF OFFA CLIFF
weedunderthewillow: watch this show when your high. im not kidding. do it. I miss this show!!
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
tomfordvelvetorchid: I hope im a parent who lets their kids find out who they are and supports them in whatever they want to do and not force them to do things for the sake of my own happiness but you not gon be a bum
I hate school sometimes This bahemoth of a project is a pass or fail one, if your buisness isn’t voted the best, then the best grade you can get is a 68%. Only one kid (with their partner if they have one) will get a 100% I hate this class ughguhmm
kaimiku the one ship i can’t make up my mid about if i like or not itS RLY CONFUSING fOR mE some days im like “yes u two are cute and maybe you should kiss a little” other days im like “ woaH there kids what are u doing u need
xekstrin replied to your post: anonymous asked:even better: blak… WE SHIP MONOCHROME IN THIS HOUSE ANON xekstrin i have been suddenly hurt in my heart by this anon i need to go lay down
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